8-Bit Theater
Episode 184
No, Black Belt is.
Poor Black Belt
Date Published August 12, 2002
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Next to Rex Crockett, Black Belt is probably the most abused minor character here.

Cast AppearingEdit


In a forest, on the way to Pravoka


Black BeltHeh, they're too busy bickering to notice me. They'll never suspect a thing.
Black MageFine!
Black MageFine!
Black MageFine!
Black MageFine!
Black BeltTime to take out the trash!
ThiefYou're stupid.
Black MageNo, you're stupid.
ThiefNo, you're stupid.
Black MageYou're stupid.
Black BeltYar!
With Black Belt shouting this, he lunges at the Creep. A SCHLORP! sound is made in the next panel.
Black MageWhat the hell was that noise?!
Red MageI think it was Black Belt.
Black MageBlack Belt, eh? That means White Mage is near!
Black Mage(in imagination) Wanna go back to my place and peruse my scrolls?
White Mage(in BM's imagination) Wanna drop dead?
Black MageDammit, even in my imagination she's too smart for my slick pick up lines!
ThiefDo you guys hear... I'm not sure. It sounds sort of like whimpering and pleading and begging, only muffled.
Black BeltHelp... Please help.
Red MageI can't believe he's trying to rip its innards out!
ThiefI know! Its disgusting exterior is nothing to it, so he dove in it!
Black MageYou can still hear it cry.
Black BeltHelp me...

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