| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 189 | |
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| Nice to see a different mushroom cloud for a change | |
| Do Not Keep Creep Near Open Flames | |
| Date Published | Monday, September 2nd, 2002 |
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White Mage takes matters into her own hands.
Cast Appearing[]
- White Mage
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Creep
- Black Belt
- Fighter McWarrior
Setting[]
- In a forest, on the way to Pravoka
Script[]
| White Mage | Oh great spirit of the divine, grant me the forgiveness that I, in my fleshy weakness, cannot grant, and thus must perpetrate this act of violence against my fellow man. |
| Hammer in hand, White Mage jumps towards Black Mage. | |
| Thief | Boy, I'm sure glad we're nowhere near that. |
| Red Mage | And how! |
| White Mage slams her hammer into Black Mage, shooting him in a fiery ball towards the Creep. | |
| White Mage | HOLY FIRE |
| Black Mage | Ouch |
| Creep | Sploog |
| Thief | Out of curiosity, how vulnerable is this creepy thing to fire spells? |
| Red Mage | (holding a copy of Nintendo Power) Well, let's see. The book says... |
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THE CREEP When ye attacke the monstyr Creep with thyne spells of fyre, yea, viktory shall be unto thee post haste. But only do so at a considerable distence.
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| The Creep explodes with a KA SPLART!, tossing the Light Warriors, Black Belt, White Mage and the airmoire of invincibility in the air. | |
| Red Mage | I suppose our distance wasn't considerable enough. |
| Thief | It even dies with a gross sound effect. |