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Episode 191 Real
Episode 191
One-hit KO
They Both Did Their Research
Date Published Monday, September 9th, 2002
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Red Mage thinks he can free Fighter from his armoire-y prison.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • In a forest, on the way to Pravoka


Red MageI know how we can free Fighter from his armoire-y prison! Behold!
A diagram shows the basics of Quantum Fluctuation of Space. Below that is a picture of two very familiar looking quantum physicists.
Red MageI will simply transfer all of my stat points into my int rating, invent, and master, quantum mechanics, and then construct a device that will redescribe the armoire's weight on a quantum level so we can move it off of Fighter!
Red MageThe experience gained from such a well thought out plan would be astronomical!
Red MageIt's almost too easy.
ThiefYet another work of genius, Red Mage.
White MageYou're a true asset to our cause.
Black BeltDarn that uncertainty principle!
It always gets me lost.
Black MageI would like to interject some constructive criticism in regards to this alleged plan of yours, RM.
Red MageBy all means!
Black MageFirst, and I mean this in all sincerity, you are an idiot.
This plan, much like all your other ones, is unnecessarily complex unto impossibility.
In conclusion, your intellect is lacking and your personal hygiene is poor.
Black MageI mean, hell, we could probably just tip the damn thing over and Fighter would be--
The cabinet door of the armoire smacks into Black Mage's head. Fighter's head appears in the cabinet.
White MageWell that was easy.
Red MageAlas, quantum mechanics plan alpha, the day was not ours.
FighterTa-da! Er, sorry 'bout that hit Black Mage.
Black MageI didn't need all those teeth anyway.
FighterYa missed one.


  • Quantum Fluctuation is when the amount of energy in a certain point of space, inadvertently changes and then switches back. Needless to say, it has nothing to do with what Red Mage described.
  • There is a typo in the comic. Criticism is misspelled as Criticsim.

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