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Episode 196
Episode 196
Black Belt vs. the Invisible Man of Cornelia
Takin’ Notes
Date Published Wednesday, September 25th, 2002
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Black Belt performs a rigorous practice session?

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingEdit

  • In a forest, on the way to Pravoka

ScriptEdit

Cut to Black Belt who is striking several martial arts poses.
Black BeltHA!
Black BeltHMMMM!
Black Belt(blurred, kicking in front of him) YAAA!
ThiefThat's quite a rigorous practice session, Black Belt.
Black BeltPractice, shmactice. There's a gnat buzzing near my ears. I hate that.
ThiefAh. And here I thought you were busy honing your mind and body into perfect harmony.
Black BeltWhat? Why would I do that?
ThiefEr... well, I thought that's what martial artists did. You forsake melee weapons and constantly strive to transform your own body into the perfect weapon. This process often involves a training regime meant to unlock nigh-mystical powers within the practioner.
Black BeltWell now that's certainly an interesting approach.
Back at my dojo they just taught us to beat our opponents senseless.
Black BeltThe prevailing theory of the school was that an opponent who was too broken to move was an opponent who was defeated.
ThiefThat's like ancient wisdom of the orient.
I guess.
Black BeltSo is being able to break a man's limbs in six places before he hits the ground. Ha!
ThiefHm, so you are a brutally efficient hand to hand fighter.
Tell me, you don't happen to have any sort of heightened senses, do you?
ThiefYou know, the kind where you would know if someone was sneaking up on you from the shadows.
Black BeltNope. Why?
Thief takes a scroll out and writes "BB: Weak against stealth..."
ThiefHm? No reason. Anyway, White Mage wants us all back at the camp for some sort of group activity thing.
Black Belt'Kay. What're you writing?
ThiefNothing. Now go have some amnesia dust.

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