8-Bit Theater
Episode 200
Episode 200
Thief Likes Money
Date Published Saturday, October 5th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 199: We Have Reached a New Low
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White Mage asks Black Mage how he got the idea of disposing of Black Belt.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • White Mage's Tent
  • In a forest near Pravoka


White Mage(to Black Mage) How were you able to take Black Belt out?
Earlier on, before Black Mage took out Black Belt...
Black Mage(to Thief) You'll give me the secret to defeating Black Belt for just half of my share of the treasure we'll find on our quest?
Sign me up!
Back to present time.
White Mage(to Black Mage) And just where did you get the inane idea that you could disguise yourself as him?!
Earlier on, before Black Mage took out Black Belt...
Black Mage(to Thief) You'll give me the secret to winning White Mage's heart for just half of Fighter's share of the treasure we'll find?
Done and double done.
Thief hands a scroll to Black Mage.
ThiefJust sign on the dotted line, the one under it, and the one under that one.
Black MageDone.
ThiefAnd initial it at the bottom. And then the top. In that order.
Black MageNot a problem.
ThiefAnd then forge Fighter's signature.
Black MageBeat ya to it.
ThiefI feel it necessary to inform you that the contract gives me the rights to the bottom halves of your treasures.
Black MageTop, bottom, what do I care?
ThiefWell, it's just that...
Thief(quietly) ...I'd have to go through the top halves to get to the bottom halves, and I do happen to have first rights to any treasure I see, so I'll acquire your left over halves on the way to my halves.
Black MageWhat's you say? I didn't quite catch it.
ThiefJust speaking in fineprintese. Don't worry about it.
Back to present time.
Black MageLook, the point is that I'm here, it's night time, and we're in your tent. So let's get wacky.
Black MageWacky with love, that is!
White MageNo.

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