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|Samurai Jack Action|
|Date Published||Thursday, October 10th, 2002|
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The Light Warriors have a somewhat... interesting night's sleep.
- White Mage
- Black Belt
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
|All was well in the Light Warrior camp that night...|
|Cut to Matoya in her cave.|
|Matoya||Gosh, I sure do hope those hapless passersby are able to get my crystal ball back so I can see again.|
This whole blindness thing is a real pain.
I can't even tell what kind of poison I gave them, or how much I used.
|Matoya||Oh well. If they are the Light Warriors after all then I guess they'll survive one way or another.|
There's nothing to worry about, really. The poison was diluted in a whole batch of cookies so they ought to be fine regardless.
Unless of course I somehow managed to give them my nightbane poison, known as the most powerful, even deadly, hallucinogenic compound in the entire world. In which case, may wretched souls.
|Close up on the phial of nightbane. It reads:-
Endless nocturnal torment. Guaranteed!
|Cut back to the campsight. It is now daylight. White Mage walks out of her tent, followed by Black Belt.|
|White Mage||My! What a wonderful night's sleep!|
There's nothing quite like sleeping under the stars.
Under the tent tarp.
Oh, and I want to thank you for keeping watch.
|Black Belt||Think nothing of it, White Mage. It's part of the job.|
|White Mage||Hm, it looks like we're the first ones up this morning.|
|Black Belt||I don't know about that. Look, the Light Warriors' tent is empty!|
|Black Belt||Do you think they ditched us?|
|White Mage||Not likely, the armoire is still here. I doubt Fighter would leave it.|
|Black Belt||But where could they be?|
|The Light Warriors are stark naked.|
|Black Mage||Let us never speak of this again.|