|Garland putting on his Drizz'l voice|
|Look who's Back|
|Date Published||Tuesday October 29th, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Episode 207: Gettin' a Move on|
|Next Comic||Episode 209: The Pillage Boat|
Garland joins forces with a pirate.
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Bikke (first appearance)
- In a forest near Pravoka
- Bikke's Pirate Ship
|As the Light Warriors neared the port town of Pravoka...|
|Red Mage||(walking in the front) I wish to point out that I am adamantly opposed to the order in which we are walking.|
|...An evil force gathered on the horizon.|
|Cut to Bikke's pirate ship.|
and er uh...
|Bikke||Yar! What be the hubbub, bub?|
|Garland takes a nonchalant glance followed by a conspiratorial check.|
|Garland||I found a quarter and I'm not asking if it belongs to anyone.|
|Bikke||That's plain mean. Yar.|
|Bikke||And ye badguy voice be as vicious as the stormy sea, so says me.|
Hey, that rhymed, yar.
|Garland||Well, I don't like to brag, but I am a villain after all.|
|Garland||I must admit however, that until recently I wasn't very good at it. I was even defeated by a band of heroes. But since that day I have felt... different.|
|Garland||Almost as if I have been soaring with evil determination!|
It's like I'm at least twice as evil as I used to be!
|Bikke||Twice as evil? From being defeated? And you're already up to petty theft?|
|Bikke||You're not human! You're a thing! They grew you in a lab!|
I'll not meddle in such wanton deviltry and yar!
My crew won't be your plaything!
|Garland||I will be paying you, of course.|
|Bikke||Consider the lives of me crew to be forfeit.|
|Garland||I'm sure it won't come to that.|
|Bikke||It will if I says it will.|