Episode 208: Look Who's Back

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Episode 208
Garland putting on his Drizz'l voice
Look who's Back
Date Published	Tuesday October 29th, 2002
Previous Comic	Episode 207: Gettin' a Move on
Next Comic	Episode 209: The Pillage Boat
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Garland joins forces with a pirate.

[edit] Cast Appearing

• Red Mage Statscowski
• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Fighter McWarrior
• Thief
• Garland
• Bikke (first appearance)

[edit] Setting

• In a forest near Pravoka
• Bikke's Pirate Ship

[edit] Script

As the Light Warriors neared the port town of Pravoka...
Red Mage	(walking in the front) I wish to point out that I am adamantly opposed to the order in which we are walking.
...An evil force gathered on the horizon.
Cut to Bikke's pirate ship.
Garland	MUWA HAHAHA! GUWA HAHAHA! UWEE HEHEHE! and er uh... NEENER NEENER!
Bikke	Yar! What be the hubbub, bub?
Garland takes a nonchalant glance followed by a conspiratorial check.
Garland	I found a quarter and I'm not asking if it belongs to anyone.
Bikke	That's plain mean. Yar.
Bikke	And ye badguy voice be as vicious as the stormy sea, so says me. Hey, that rhymed, yar.
Garland	Well, I don't like to brag, but I am a villain after all.
Garland	I must admit however, that until recently I wasn't very good at it. I was even defeated by a band of heroes. But since that day I have felt... different.
Garland	Almost as if I have been soaring with evil determination! WOOOSH! It's like I'm at least twice as evil as I used to be!
Bikke	Twice as evil? From being defeated? And you're already up to petty theft? Yar.
Garland	Yup.
Bikke	You're not human! You're a thing! They grew you in a lab! I'll not meddle in such wanton deviltry and yar! My crew won't be your plaything!
Garland	I will be paying you, of course.
Bikke	Consider the lives of me crew to be forfeit.
Garland	I'm sure it won't come to that.
Bikke	It will if I says it will.