|The Pillage Idiot|
|Date Published||Tuesday October 5th, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Episode 210: The Pillage People|
|Next Comic||Episode 212: GTAFF: Pravoka City|
No prizes for guessing who the Pillage Idiot is.
|The Light Warriors walk into Pravoka.|
|Black Mage||Can someone explain to me why we didn't go with my hadoken plan?|
|Red Mage||It was not in our particular idiom.|
|Black Mage||What, you mean it wasn't a guaranteed failure?|
|Red Mage||I don't have to take that kind of abuse.|
|Black Mage||Yes you do.|
|Thief||I fully understand your misgivings about this plan, BM, but trust me. It's truly for the good of the group.|
|Thief looks down and covers his mouth, as if he's mumbling under his breath.|
|Black Mage||You just did that thing where you say something like "and by 'group' I mean 'me'," under your breath, didn't you.|
|Thief||Hrm... can you prove that I did?|
|Black Mage||Uh... I guess not.|
|Thief||Then I suppose I didn't say that.|
|Black Mage||I can only assume we're down here in Pravoka because Thief wanted to pillage the town personally without the need to be sneaky.|
|Thief||I take offense at your slanderous allegations, BM.
(mumbling under his breath) Accurate though they may be.
|Black Mage||There! The bastard did it again! Didn't you hear him mumbling!?|
|Fighter||No, I didn't hear anything.|
|Red Mage||Hm, nor I.|
|Black Mage holds his hands in the air, then thinks for a bit, then holds his hands up again, then thinks again.|
|Black Mage||Let's just go, okay?|
I give up.
|Thief||That's more like it.|
|Fighter||I think Black Mage is hearing things.|
|Red Mage||He's probably suffering from insanity effects.|