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Episode 213
Episode 213
This is destined to fail
Red Mage Has It Figured Out
Date Published Saturday October 9th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 212: GTAFF: Pravoka City
Next Comic Episode 214: Into Action... I think
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Red Mage does what he does worst.

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Red MageOkay, I have diligently spent the last several moments forging a plan that will guarantee our victory. Ready?
FighterBring it!
Black MageBring it? He's not calling us out, moron. Shush.
Red MageThief, you will sneak aboard the pirate ship and steal all their weapons.
ThiefI think I already did, but anyway, I'm on it!
Red MageFighter, you will slay them with your mighty Zodiac Kenshido prowess.
Fighter(holding his sword) I like this plan!
Red MageBlack Mage, you will provide heavenly artillery in the form of lightning while Fighter slaughters the stupid pirates.
Black MageI admit I was skeptical of this plan before, but now it appeals to me for some reason.
Red MageOkay! Let's rock, baby.
Black MageHold up here, cap'n feather-hat.
Thief "Cap'n Feather-hat"?
Fighter
Black MageYou shut up. They can't all be classics. Anyway, what's Red Mage going to do?
Red MageTo answer your question, BM, I will fulfill the role most vital to our success today.
I'll be... well, it's a little like supervising, but completely different.

I'll stay in the back where I can observe the battle from afar and give commands to you, my troops, which reflect the ever changing face of war!

Black MageI see. So you'll be supervising, then.
Red MageEr... while that's certainly one interpretation of the job I described, it is not, necessarily, a valid one.
Pause.
Red MageOf course, in this case, it is.
However I maintain that it could have been otherwise if conditions were different.
Black MageLet's just go and kill the pirates already.

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