|Hmm, this episode seems to be captioned for us|
|Don't Trust Stores That Can't Spell Their Own Business|
|Date Published||Thursday October 14th, 2002|
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The Light Warriors arrive on the ship to
pillage help the pirates.
|On Bikke's Pirate ship, Red Mage and Thief are kneeling amongst the collapsed pirates.|
|Black Mage||(out of frame) All right, what's going on here?|
|Red Mage||Hm, interesting. Yes...|
|Fighter||(out of frame) Red Mage is checking their vital signs and Thief is helping him.|
|Thief||Uh, yeah. I'm helping.
(quietly to himself) Myself!
|Red Mage||I have come to a conclusion, fellow Warriors of the Light!|
Gather ye 'round!
|The Light Warriors gather around Red Mage, except Thief.|
|Red Mage||Thief, I said "Gather ye round".|
|Thief||Oh, yeah? Right, okay. Um, right, but I'm uh... I'm still "helping" this guy.|
|Red Mage||His capacity for charity is truly boundless.|
|Fighter||Indeed. We are lucky to have him on our team.|
|Black Mage||Are you guys actually this stupid?|
|Red Mage||I have determined that our pirate friends aren't dead!|
Dum dum dum!
|Black Mage||Stop that!|
|Red Mage||Ahem. They are suffering from severe scurvy!|
|A pirate gets up.|
|Pirate||Scurvy? B-but how? we've been eating a balanced diet of nothing but cheetos for the last three months.|
|Black Mage||I think that explains it right there, buddy.|
|Red Mage||Wait... why would you eat nothing but cheetos for three months?|
|Pirate||To avoid getting scurvy, of course.|
We need Vitamin C so that we don't get scurvy. Well, oranges don't last too long on our lengthy voyages.
So this one natrinalist down at the port in Criminal City gave us a huge load of cheetos.
|Pirate||He said that cheetos are orange, so they're just as good for you as real oranges.|
|Cut to Criminal City. Akbar is standing in front of a store with a large sign reading:-