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Episode 245
Episode 245
The future former royal family will hate this clause.
Wheels Within Wheels
Date Published Tuesday February 4th, 2003
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At this point I think you have to be scheming to be an Elf.

Cast AppearingEdit



ThiefThis is not what I had in mind when I began my quest. How did I travel so far only to arrive where it all began? Er, in the jail of the place where it all began, anyway.
Black MageWhat do you mean I'm the cutest one?!
You can't even see my face!
FighterTherein lies your advantage, BM.
Black MageIf anything, Thief should do it.
He's got those rogue-ish good looks after all.
ThiefI knew these guys were stupid enough to easily manipulate...
Black MageHe seems a little Elfish to me anyway.
He's probably used to it.
ThiefThat's why I joined them. I figured this whole "Light Warrior" schtick would be a great cover for my ulterior motives, but how could I have known that they'd be so stupid as to set me so far back?
I only pray that it's not too late to save my father...
Dr. MalpracticeHello, Chancellor Usurper.
AstosGreetings, Doctor. How are our patients on this fine day?
Dr. MalpracticeOur illustrious king, Sire of the Khee'Bler clan, suffers still. He is bedridden and hardly aware of the world around him.
AstosWhat of our prince?
Dr. MalpracticeEr ah, the prince? Why his condition has continued to deteriorate. Yeah.
AstosAnd you have spared no expense in your valiant search for a cure, I trust?
Dr. MalpracticeNaturally, my Elfocratic oath would allow for nothing less!
Alas, the prince's condition boggles even my medical training.
AstosExcellent. The best revolutions are the ones that are state approved!
And if neither Father nor Son is fit to take the Throne within a Year and a Day, the Rulership of all the Lands of Elf shall pass unto he who is Chancellor.
AstosI shall see to it personally that the new Sahn'Ta Clan government rewards you most handsomely for your efforts, Doctor.
Dr. MalpracticeI already have been...
AstosWhat was that, Doctor?
Dr. MalpracticeEr, I said that this will be a new glorious day for the elves of Sahn'Ta.

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