|That humming looks just like Baby Got Back.|
|Out on a Web|
|Date Published||Thursday April 3rd, 2003|
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The Light Warriors are in a sticky situation.
|Black Mage||So this is what it's come to.|
Being devoured by giant mutant spiders. I wish I could say it came as a surprise.
|Black Mage||They don't appear to be in league with some nameless horror from the nether-dimensions I inadvertently pissed off by trying to enslave. So there probably isn't an undying eternity of pain afterward.|
So that's a plus.
|Drizz'l||Doo doo doo, dum de dum doo...|
|Thief and Black Mage watch Drizz'l walk by.|
|Black Mage and Red Mage look at each other.|
|Black Mage||Shut up!|
Didn't you see that guy?
|Red Mage||I can't move my arms, so I can't roll my wits plus alertness to find out if I saw him.|
|Black Mage||He walked right by! You saw him with your own eyes!|
|Red Mage||It would be cheating to use out of character knowledge.|
|Red Mage||...While anyone was looking.|
|Black Mage||"Let's vote for Red Mage! He'll be a great addition to the team!" You morons.|
|Red Mage||I could make "Great Addition to the Team" one of my bonus feats.|
|Black Mage||If you could move your arms?|
|Black Mage||It's a good thing I'm ignoring him.|