I'm not sure what it is, but I get the sneaking suspicion that White Mage doesn't like me.
Red Mage
Maybe it's the unfocused, blind murderous rage.
Thief
Or the Constant and unwanted pick up lines.
Black Belt
Or all the other stupid things you say.
Black Mage
You don't really think--
Red Mage
Or those heartless acts of depravity.
Thief
Or your less than steller personality.
Fighter
And let's not forget the smell!
Red Mage
Well, how could you.
Thief
Kinda hard to do that. Believe me.
Black Belt
I assumed it went without saying, myself.
Black Mage
Those are my spell components and shut up.
Thief
Oughta cast yerself a shower one of these days.
Black Mage
That's it. You shall all suffer my undying wrath. So there.
Beat
Thief
It can't be as bad as the smell.
Red Mage, Black Belt, and Fighter giggle, "tee hee," and snicker.
Black Mage
Right! Who said that? I can wait all day. Or maybe I can flay the skin from your bones with a rusty, jagged knife. I'm not even sure I'd stop after you give me what I want.
White Mage
You deplorable monster, don't you have any sense of loyalty? These are your comrades. How dare you treat them in this way!
Black Mage
'Cause they're assholes!
White Mage
Come on, guys. You don't have to put up with his abuse. When we get back to town, we can all have cookies. Except Black Mage.
