Look at it this way. It's unlikely that we're going in circles since we haven't seen this cave before.
White Mage
Shut up.
Matoya
More hapless visitors? Tsk, and I'm all out of doom quests.
Black Belt
Hey guys!
White Mage
But what are you still doing in Elfland?
Matoya
Elfland? You're about a thousand miles of wrong.
White Mage
But, the ocean. We never... how!
Black Belt
I blame space-time for being so gosh darn big. I mean, there's extra dimensions according to super-string theory and that's fine I guess. But I don't care how small they tell you those are, they add up after a while!
Black Belt
You try walking a straight line without bumping into wave functions of neighboring realities.
Black Mage
We do it all the time. It's called not being so stupid that it warps the universe.
Fighter
Univarse. It's pronounced univarse.
Matoya
I hate to break up this reunion, but do you boys have my crystal or what?
