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|Four Hundred Pounds of Flavor|
|Date Published||Saturday January 24th, 2004|
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Once again, Fighter shows off his intelligence.
- In front of the Von Vampire Residence
- Third Annual Hindu Vegetarian Club Meeting
|Black Mage||That's not a stake.|
|Fighter||Well no, not yet.|
|Fighter forces Black Mage to cast a fire spell of some sort.|
|Fighter||Now it's wood in steak.|
|Black Mage||How did you...|
|Fighter||It's just a half-circle from back to front. Simple.|
|Black Mage||But... That spell... It's not... You can't... I don't... What?|
|Red Mage||Oh dear. I think it's finally happened.|
Years of exposure to Fighter's, shall we say, point of view, has rendered Black Mage a sputtering vegetable.
|Fighter||Yeah, I do that sometimes.|
He'll snap out of it soon. Usually by way of an insatiable homicidal frenzy, but what'dya gonna do about it?
|Black Mage||Wooden stake.|
Wood in steak...
|Vilbert||Okay, guys. I think you still don't understand the rules.|
Fighter, first, you didn't engage a physical challenge...
|Cut to a scene of a flying, burning, bloody object falling on the Third Annual Hindu Vegetarian Club Meeting (Picnic and fun!), then cut back to Vilbert and Fighter.|
|Fighter||You try balancing a cow on the end of a fence post to wield it like a club. That's a physical damn challenge.|