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Episode 376
Episode 376
We got a new script editor!
Four Hundred Pounds of Flavor
Date Published Saturday January 24th, 2004
Previous Comic Episode 375: Thinking Outside the Box
Next Comic Episode 377: What the Devil is he Thinking?
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Once again, Fighter shows off his intelligence.

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingEdit

  • In front of the Von Vampire Residence
  • Third Annual Hindu Vegetarian Club Meeting

ScriptEdit

Black MageThat's not a stake.
FighterWell no, not yet.
Fighter forces Black Mage to cast a fire spell of some sort.
FighterNow it's wood in steak.
Black MageHow did you...
FighterIt's just a half-circle from back to front. Simple.
Black MageBut... That spell... It's not... You can't... I don't... What?
Red MageOh dear. I think it's finally happened.
Years of exposure to Fighter's, shall we say, point of view, has rendered Black Mage a sputtering vegetable.
FighterYeah, I do that sometimes.
He'll snap out of it soon. Usually by way of an insatiable homicidal frenzy, but what'dya gonna do about it?
Black MageWooden stake.
Wood in steak...
SKLORTCH!
VilbertOkay, guys. I think you still don't understand the rules.
Fighter, first, you didn't engage a physical challenge...
Cut to a scene of a flying, burning, bloody object falling on the Third Annual Hindu Vegetarian Club Meeting (Picnic and fun!), then cut back to Vilbert and Fighter.
FighterYou try balancing a cow on the end of a fence post to wield it like a club. That's a physical damn challenge.

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