8-Bit Theater
Episode 435
Episode 435
Hint: He's not talking about Fighter!
He's a Fighter, Not a Diplomat
Date Published Tuesday June 29th, 2004
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Black Mage continues to hit on white mage. Meanwhile, a voice fails to obtain Fighter's name.

Cast AppearingEdit



And so, not too far from Crescent Lake...
White MageOh, don't be such a cry baby.
I healed you, you're fine.
Black MageWhat about the emotional scars?
White MageI was under the impression the sum total of your emotional life consisted entirely of seething, blind, unfocused contempt.
Black MageStill waters run deep, White Mage. Still waters run deep.
White MageWhat? How does that even apply?
Black MageWell, I was hoping sexually.
RangerHark, who goes there?
FighterWho goes where? We're right here.
Where goes you? Yeah. What do you think of that?
There are a few seconds of silence.
You have proven yourself a worthy adversary this day.
Black Mage...This big...
RangerI would know your name, Sir.
FighterReally? That's cool.
White Mage pulls out her hammer.
RangerI don't think you quite understood me.
FighterYeah, probably not.
Red Mage and Thief hold White Mage back.
RangerLet's try this again.
FighterSure! Can I start this time?
White Mage calms down.
Black MageMythical!
RangerYeah, y'know what? Is there someone else affiliated with your organization with whom I could speak?
White Mage pulls out two hammers.

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