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Episode 501
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Talk Like a Pirate
Date Published Tuesday, January 11th, 2005
Previous Comic Episode 500: New Blood
Next Comic Episode 502: Technical Mumbo Jumbo
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Fighter has chartered a ship for the team, but guess who's the crew?

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingEdit

  • An unnamed port

ScriptEdit

FighterHey guys, guess what I chartered for us!
Black MageWhich one of you brain surgeons decided Fighter should get our boat?
Ten minutes earlier...
Black MageDo you ever shut up?! You smell like wet ugly on a bad day!
Get out of here. Find a boat or something.
Fighter'Kay!
Present time
FighterIt's the greatest boat evarz!
Black MageI just bet it is.
Shifts to what Black Mage is thinking. It shows Akbar selling Fighter a rusty boat.
AkbarRust holes provide better ventilation so the water it takes on doesn't stay inside.
Present time. Cuts to a majestic-looking galleon.
FighterIt's that boat over there. The incredibly majestic one with all the sheets.
Red MageGolly.
ThiefGood work.
Black MageI assume you've got a crew to sail the darn thing.
Bikke, Garland, Vilbert, and Drizz'l appear with pirate hats on.
BikkeAye, that he do be having. Yar,
GarlandHaving that do he indeed. Does have.
VilbertForsooth, yea, unto he does, thou.
Drizz'l(quietly) Muygle.
Vilbert elbow shoves Drizz'l.
Drizz'lYar.

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