|An Inside Job|
|Date Published||Saturday, January 15th, 2005|
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The Dark Warriors plot against the Light Warriors...
- Dark Warriors' galleon
|Garland||Okay, they're all in the mess hall eating up my delicious homemade meal.|
We are free to plot without interruptions.
|Drizz'l||Not that I endorse this plan, whether whole or in part, but what is up with Vilbert's pirate lingo?|
|Vilbert||I'm playing a royal noble who, wandering alone one dark and Victorian night, stumbled into the wrong alley after some bacchanal party.|
As is wont of nobles.
Whereupon he was beset by a creature of the night!
He struggled but nay--
|Drizz'l||Less fruity indulgence, more facts.|
|Vilbert||Was embraced(TM), became a vampire, and then forced into a life of piracy.|
|Drizz'l||Y'know, that brings up another point.|
Why are we talking like pirates?
Aren't we supposed to be a crew of a merchant ship?
|Bikke||Yar, when we be on the high seas, we'll be bowing to my expertise.|
|Vilbert||(quietly) Delightful couplet, Mr. Bikke.|
|Bikke||When we be fighting Light Warriors in our cave stronghold and yet be managing to lose to them, then we be asking ye how we should talk.|
|Drizz'l||(angrily) So that's how it's going to be, is it?|
|Garland||Let's not bicker, gentlemen. Remember, you can't hug with medieval arms.|
|Vilbert||This is all moot, isn't it?|
If they're eating from the foodstuffs we brought aboard, then they'll be dead in a few agonizing hours.
|Garland||Oh, gosh no.|
That food went bad. I threw it out and picked up all new supplies.
|Vilbert||It was poisoned.|
|Garland||Why do you think I got rid of it?|