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Episode 503
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An Inside Job
Date Published Saturday, January 15th, 2005
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The Dark Warriors plot against the Light Warriors...

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingEdit

  • Dark Warriors' galleon

ScriptEdit

GarlandOkay, they're all in the mess hall eating up my delicious homemade meal.
We are free to plot without interruptions.
Drizz'lNot that I endorse this plan, whether whole or in part, but what is up with Vilbert's pirate lingo?
VilbertI'm playing a royal noble who, wandering alone one dark and Victorian night, stumbled into the wrong alley after some bacchanal party.
As is wont of nobles.
Whereupon he was beset by a creature of the night!
He struggled but nay--
Drizz'lLess fruity indulgence, more facts.
VilbertWas embraced(TM), became a vampire, and then forced into a life of piracy.
Drizz'lY'know, that brings up another point.
Why are we talking like pirates?
Aren't we supposed to be a crew of a merchant ship?
BikkeYar, when we be on the high seas, we'll be bowing to my expertise.
Vilbert(quietly) Delightful couplet, Mr. Bikke.
BikkeWhen we be fighting Light Warriors in our cave stronghold and yet be managing to lose to them, then we be asking ye how we should talk.
Drizz'l(angrily) So that's how it's going to be, is it?
GarlandLet's not bicker, gentlemen. Remember, you can't hug with medieval arms.
VilbertThis is all moot, isn't it?
If they're eating from the foodstuffs we brought aboard, then they'll be dead in a few agonizing hours.
GarlandOh, gosh no.
That food went bad. I threw it out and picked up all new supplies.
VilbertIt was poisoned.
GarlandWhy do you think I got rid of it?

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