8-Bit Theater
Episode 518
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Date Published Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
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The team suffers from hypothermia and collapses.

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  • Unnamed tundra


Black MageCongratulations, Red Mage. You've killed us. We all knew it would happen, it was just a matter of how, when, and where.
Red MageWe are all losing feeling in our extremities, BM.
Turning on one another won't solve anything.
Black MageShut up, I'm not done blaming everyone who isn't me.
Black Mage(On red screen, with black tendrils) Thief, your career as our leader reminds me of watching a blind child stumble through an uneven room laced with knives and tiger pits.
Only not as interesting to watch because you can always push the kid if it looks like he'd make it.
Who's mom's favorite now!
Red MageWait. You murdered your own blind brother?
Black MageIt would have been cruel to let him live after what I did to his eyes.
ThiefWas there a point in all that? Your ramblings seem less coherent than usual.
Black MageProbably. It's cold and I'm tired. Leave me alone.
He collapses...
Red MageI too am tired. I blame all the genius-ing I've done of late.
ThiefCouldn't it be hypothermia?
Red MageUrban myth.
Red Mage collapses...
ThiefIn that case, a quick nap couldn't hurt. I'd hate to die exhausted.
Thief collapses...

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