|Tentacled cultists accompanied by these sounds could bring nothing but comfort to onlookers, I'm sure.|
|The Doom That Came to Ice Cave|
|Date Published||Saturday March 5th, 2005|
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Red Mage may have just a little too much trust in his own intelligence.
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Cultists (first appearance)
|Thief||Will you quit worrying, BM.|
|Black Mage||Hey, I know what I heard.|
Sure, I might've been hallucinating at the time.
But I'm pretty sure some of it was kinda real.
|Red Mage||Oh, come on.|
|Thief||How many ancient horrors of the deep could you fit into one cave?|
|The cultists appear making sounds like "Spag," "Sklict," and "Flort."|
|Red Mage||This is no time to panic.|
Let us not forget, I am a genius.
|Red Mage||We have no guarantee that their sensory organs, as numerous, misshapen, and misplaced as they are, function anything like our own.|
|One cultist makes a "Gthep."|
|Red Mage||Let's turn around, hope they didn't see us, and leave.|
|Cultists appear behind the Light Warriors and go "Mlegh."|
|Red Mage||Okay. We can make this work in our favor.|
|The cultists in front of the warriors make noises like "Gthug" and "Splak."|