8-Bit Theater
Episode 524
Episode 524
Or at Fighter's face.
Facts Concerning the Cultists and Their Families
Date Published Tuesday March 8th, 2005
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Black Mage threatens to pull a Hadoken, but he risks killing themselves.

Cast AppearingEdit



L'zlheThe intruders have been subdued, oh great one.
Mrr'grtBring them forth so that I may taunt them with my ridiculous, over-the-top villainy.
The Light Warriors are shoved in...
Black MageQuit shovin' shortstack.
This rabble are the fabled Warriors of Light?
Mrr'grtThis is the best defense the world of men could mount against our kind?
Mrr'grtIf there was proof that the rule of man was in twilight, this would be it.
Black MageHey, do we come to your tea party and slap your disgusting genitals our of your mother's mouth?
Mrr'grtThey speak of our tea parties!?
L'zlheThey know too much!
Red MageThat's... that's real good, Black Mage.
Black MageWhat? These fruity cephalopod dorks are one Hadoken away from extinction.
Red MageThat's a great idea! I always wanted to be crushed to death by tons of rock and ice.
Black MageNo, I think you're confused. See, a Hadoken doesn't use rock or ice. Also, it would be aimed away from us.
Black Mage does a DRAMATIC REINACTMENT of his Hadoken. The captions say THIS IS NEITHER ROCK OR ICE (AIM AWAY FROM FACE)
Red MageYes, yes, I know.
But the explosion would collapse an unhealthy chunk of the content right on top of us.
Black MageOh.
Mrr'grtIt is no matter.
Our perverse rituals to bring about the end of all creation are nigh.
Nothing can oppose us. Not even the Warriors of Light.

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