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Episode 534
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Time Out of Space
Date Published Thursday, March 31, 2005
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Mrr'grt and L'zlhe talk of black candles, while the Red Mages have a pep talk with each other.

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  • Ice Cave, and inside infinite nothingness.


Mrr'grtDo we really need black candles?
L'zlheThe ancient texts, though written in a language before words, are quite clear.
Mrr'grtWhere are we supposed to find to find candles--black or otherwise--in this desolate wasteland?
L'zlheWe are a cult dedicated to evil.

If we didn't bring pointlessly black candles, we really dropped the ball.
Mrr'grtYes, yes fine. Look, we'll kill Lv'rn and make candles from his innards.
L'zlheBut they need to be black too.
Mrr'grtWe are the foul things men become when nameless horrors infest their bones. There will be no shortage of black in his innards.
L'zlheA fine point.
Mrr'grtYes, I know.
Back in the infinite nothingness...
Red MageAre we sure this is going to work?
Red MageOf course we are, we thought of it, didn't we?
Red MageNo one else seems to like it.
Red MageOh, they never do.

Those mouthbreathers whinge about every little thing we do, but we bring them, kicking and screaming, to new vistas of imagination and, dare I say it, genius.
Red Mage(peeking out from the right) Guys, can we focus? This universe isn't going to destroy itself.
Red MageHe's right.
Red MageWe always are.
Red MageWe already made the calculations, so that information exists in all our future-inclined instances.
Red MageIs everyone in position yet?
Red MageNo, but I can see from here they will be soon.
Red MageLet's rip causality a new one!

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