8-Bit Theater
Episode 536
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Savvy Customers
Date Published Tuesday, April 5, 2005
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The team wastes their time by making something out of ice...

Cast AppearingEdit



The whole cave is splattered from the blood of the Cultists...
Black MageWe came to the frozen asshole of the planet like Sarda said.

What I wanna know is where's the crappy item of great power we were promised. 'Cause I don't see it.
Black Mage(taking out his dagger) If it's something lame and immaterial like "friendship" or "trust", I'll have to cut his face off.
Red MageYeah, I don't need a quest to teach me the importance of faking friendship.
Black MageSeriously, I'll do it. No jury in the world would convict me.
Fighter(offscreen) Guys! I found it! I found our item of incredible power!
Fighter appears, wearing armor made of ice.
Black MageWhy are you wearing that?
Fighter'Cause it's totally bitchin' ice armor!
Black MageIt's literally made of ice, isn't it.
FighterYup! It's icy core protects me against the cold. It's working so well that I can't even feel my limbs anymore.
Black MageThat's perhaps the stupid thing I've heard, so you're not nearly smart enough to have thought of this on your own.
Black MageAnd since I haven't seen Thief in the last three minutes...
Cut to Thief inside a wooden stall that says:
"Thiefco, 5¢ High Quality Ice and Ice-like Products"
ThiefYou should check out this great new spell I legitimately invented just now.
Cut to a note that says:
Blast of Ice
(a totally real spell)
Spell Components:
Semantic Components:
Throw (ice)
Red MageSounds legitimate.

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