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Episode 538
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Business as Usual
Date Published Saturday, April 9, 2005
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Thief gave his little business to Black Mage, with devastating results...

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Thief peeks in at whatever Black Mage is doing.
ThiefWhat'cha doin'?
Black MageIn a bizarre twist of responsibility, I'm fashioning together a boat from the skins of the cultists we slaughtered.
ThiefNo, that's stupid.
Black MageYeah, you're right. I bet elf skin would work better.
ThiefThat's super,

Hey, I decided that you bought my ice and ice-like products business.

Basically, in exchange for the book rights to your life story, you get to run a company.

I keep all the ice and ice-like profits and you'll be held accountable for any losses from, say, lawsuits. Of course.
Black Mage(with a note stuck on his hat with a dagger) Who the hell is going to sue?!

(aside) There's a summons in my hat, isn't there?
Black Mage(reading it) You're suing me?!
ThiefI spilled a cup of ice in my lap and it was below freezing. You should keep ice at room temperature.
Black MageThe room temperature is below freezing!
ThiefWell, you should've thought of that before you got into the ice and ice-like products business.
Black Mage(with another note stuck on his hat with a dagger) I didn't!

(aside) Oh no...
ThiefDon't worry, I'm willing to settle.
ThiefNow I get your movie rights too.
Black MageBut you could've easily included that in the initial contract.

Why did you make us go through all this?
ThiefIf you don't like how I do business, then why'd you let me keep a controlling interest in the company?

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