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Episode 541
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Crate Expectations
Date Published Saturday, April 16, 2005
Previous Comic Episode 540: A Simple Question
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Fighter is very...imaginative, I must say.

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingEdit

  • The Real Light Warriors' Boat

ScriptEdit

FighterWhat was I doing again...?
Black MageYou're down here guarding the cargo.
FighterRight!
Fighter guards the cargo...
FighterWhat are you doing?
Black MageI'm down here making sure you don't do anything stupid like open one of those crates.
FighterNow why would I want to open one of these crates?
FighterI don't even know what's inside them. It could be anything. Like killer man-eating bears or fire.
Cut to a crate on fire
FighterBut, why would you put fire in a box?
FighterSo, obviously, they're shipping bears for the circus.
Cut to the front page of the Daily Bugle with the headline:
CIRCUS SLAYING
Killer Bears Sought for Questioning-Spider-Man is Probably to Blame for it Though.
FighterWait, you don't want man-eating bears for the circus.
FighterNo repeat customers.
FighterThey're probably taking the bears to a nature preserve. As guards.
Cut to a bear wearing medieval armor with a sword
FighterI bet they're as strong as bears! Maybe twice as strong. Yeah. They won't even need their swords. I'd better open the crates and get those swords before they go to waste in there.
FighterI can't open the crates. You're standing in my way for some reason.
Black MageWhat were we just talking about, Fighter?
FighterYou weren't really listening either, huh?
Black MageWhy did I volunteer for this?

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