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Episode 543
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No Loose Ends
Date Published Thursday, April 21, 2005
Previous Comic Episode 542: What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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Looks like Fighter made his way to Swordtown after all...

Cast AppearingEdit

SettingEdit

  • The Real Light Warriors' Boat

ScriptEdit

Red MageAnd that's the amazing tale of our miraculous victory over the eye.
Black MageJust the latest in a series of unnecessarily harrowing events introduced to my life thanks to morons like RM.
Red MageIt said it knew the way.
Black MageIt was going to take us out of reality. Again.
Red Mage(thinking) I thought it was a shortcut.
ThiefYes, fascinating. You know of course that I don't believe a single word of it.
Black MageAnd why would you?
ThiefAlso, I suggest you don't tell anyone else about this as I own your life-stories.
You'd be committing plagiarism!
In other news, I love my life.
Thief leaves...
Black MageYou ever get the feeling that the universe is a vast, impersonal emptiness that exists only to hurt you?
Red MageYes. It's how we know the DM is doing his job.
Fighter(holding three swords) Hey guys! Did you hear how Thief single-handedly defeated the eye monster again?
And how you two just sat in a corner weeping the whole time?
Black MageYeah, we heard something more or less along those lines.
FighterOh, Black Mage, you'll never guess where I've been!
Black MageNo, don't tell me.
I want to figure it out.
Night passes and Red Mage and Black Mage are gone.
FighterHe is so stumped.
What a sucker.

TriviaEdit

  • Red Mage's mention of DM is an abbreviation of "Dungeon Master", a person who is directed to create dungeon elements and roll event dice in Dungeons and Dragons games.

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