|Mysteries of the Sea|
|Date Published||Thursday, April 28, 2005|
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One word: Gross.
- The Real Light Warriors' Boat
|Not long ago...|
|Drizz'l||(getting out of the crate) Get me out of that stinkbox.|
|Bikke||Yar, that do be amongst the least offensive musks I've experienced in me long piratey career.|
|Drizz'l||That's not something you need to be telling us.|
|Vilbert||What manner of hell have you seen, Bikke?|
|Bikke||All sorts. But mostly the variety what don't be keen on personal hygiene.|
|Drizz'l||Yeah, no thanks to you.|
|Garland||But double super extra thanks to my cold fusion drive that kept us warm during our long, grueling, stench-filled trip.|
|Drizz'l||That's why I said no thanks to you!|
It was a giant block of ice that made a trip through arctic waters even colder and made a cramped box with three guys who hadn't taken a shower in weeks all the more unbearably cramped.
I still don't know how we went to the bathroom.
|Bikke||(taking out his cutlass) Ye don't be ready for the ultimate secrets of the sea!|
|The three stare at Bikke...|
|Drizz'l||Do you guys find that confusing or alarming?|
|Bikke||'Tis worse when ye know the secret.|