8-Bit Theater
Episode 554
Episode 554
If you think about it, this explains the Dark Ages.
Fashion Advice
Date Published Tuesday, May 24, 2005
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White Mage, you just inspired thousands of sages everywhere with your fashion sense...

Cast AppearingEdit


  • The beginning of time


White MageYou should really think about growing a mustache, Sarda.
SardaA mustache?
No, I've got the wrong face for it.
White MageIt'd add that extra something to the whole "sage" look you have going on.
SardaI never thought about it like that.
White MageY'know, it's been fun witnessing the birth of creation and all, but I wish I could go back to my own time.
SardaAs you have willed it, so it shall be.
White MageIsn't that convenient.
SardaWell, it certainly beats using the last of your magical energies to get here four seconds too late to put your ultimate plan into motion so you're stranded because the universe obeys someone else's orders.
White Mage(gradually disappearing) What? I can't hear you over being reorganized into the time stream.
White Mage fades away...
SardaMustache, huh?

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