8-Bit Theater
Episode 558
Episode 558
I'd skip the first quest.
The Red, Shiny, Candy-like Button
Date Published Thursday, June 2, 2005
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The button says LAUNCH, Fighter...

Cast AppearingEdit



ThiefOkay, Red Mage. Fake a piloting skill and get us out of here.
Red MageBut Sarda hasn't given us our next quest yet.
Black MageAll the more reason to be quick about it.
Red MageI'm not going anywhere until Mr. Quest Log says it's time to go.
ThiefIs that a fact...
ThiefWhy don't you look at Black Mage for a while.
Red Mage(looks at Black Mage) I certainly don't see anything exploitable about doing that.
YOINK! Thief steals Red Mage's Quest Log. The Quest Log apparently, shows the various tasks undertaken while in the arctic wasteland and the morning after.
Thief whacks Red Mage unconscious at the back of his head with the Quest Log...
Black MageA) That was awesome.
But B) Who's going to fly this thing?
ThiefI decided that's your responsibility.
Black MageWhen?
ThiefOh, about mid-swing.
Fighter(staring at a large red button with LAUNCH labelled on top) Let's discuss it after some lunch.


The book that Red Mage carries can be recognized by players of the Warcraft franchise as the quest log that appears in those games.

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