8-Bit Theater
Episode 563
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The Isles of Cardia
Date Published Tuesday, June 14, 2005
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Sarda ignores what could have been an awesome suggestion to his own plan...

Cast AppearingEdit



SardaHave you landed?
ThiefMaybe we didn't put up our seats in their full upright and locked positions, but we stopped moving and lived to talk about it.
Wait, you lived through it?
Black MageSome more than others.
That means this necrophone's a piece of junk.
FighterSorry to disappoint.
SardaOh, it's fine, I've come to expect disappointment from you guys, but you can fulfill a secondary purpose for me while you're there in Cardia.
FighterAnything to help!
Black MageThe only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.
FighterMaybe it's because the only times I'm not thinking what it is you aren't saying is when you're thinking but I'm talking.
Black MageWhat does that mean?
Fighter raises his hands as usual as if to say something...
FighterI have no idea.
Sarda...and that's your mission.
Red MageSarda, just a suggestion.
Red MageWe could strap dynamite to our heads and roll around in fire.

It would increase our chances of survival.
SardaYeah, sure, why not.
Red MageI have doubts that he's listening to us.

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