8-Bit Theater
Episode 564
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Date Published Thursday, June 16, 2005
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Stupid bigoted dickhead Thief...

Cast AppearingEdit



Black MageWait, I don't get it.
Red MageMe neither, really.
Black MageSo we're just supposed to walk into the fabled ruins of the dragon empire?
Red MageYup.
Black MageFind their Godking?
Red MageYup.
Black MageAnd strike up a conversation?
Red MageYup.
Red MageSarda said the dragons would know what to do with us from there.
Black MageI know.
That's what worries me.
ThiefOh, there's nothing to be concerned about.
ThiefThe elven empire is the oldest in the world, right?
Yet we have no records that anything like an ancient kingdom of dragons ever existed.
And do you see any ruins out here? 'Cause I don't
ThiefThe dragon empire is just some goofy myth.
Fighter falls into a hole...

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