8-Bit Theater
Episode 565
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Date Published Saturday, June 18, 2005
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And to think Fighter had died already...

Cast AppearingEdit



ThiefYeah, we definitely lost Fighter.
Black MageThere is a God!
And his name be awesome, the mighty!
ThiefCoincidentally, I found a hole that wasn't here when we passed the first time.
ThiefAlso, it seems that Fighter's tracks end at the hole.
Black MageWell, I'm sure he's gone to a better place. Hopefully at terrific speed that came to an abrupt end at the last second.
Fighter(echoing) Hey guys!
Black MageYes, he's gone now.
And no amount of paying attention to disembodied voices from underground will bring him back.
Fighter(echoing) I'm down here!
Black MageThe worst part will be lingering here, wondering if he's alive or dead. So let's go.
Fighter(echoing) I'm fine!
ThiefFighter, don't move.
Fighter(echoing) 'Kay
Red MageCareful, Thief.
You don't want to fall in too.
Black MageIf we don't leave you might get "accidentally" pushed.
ThiefPerhaps I haven't reminded you of my natural elven superiority in the last five minutes. Let me assure you it includes all matters of dexterity.
I'm not saying I could dodge arrows. I'm saying I wouldn't have to.
'Cause I'd steal them real fast with my dexterity, see?
Red Mage and Black Mage fall into holes while Thief doesn't notice...
ThiefI am in less danger falling into this hole than you.

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