8-Bit Theater
Episode 571
Episode 0571
Well, maybe not Barry.
Chicanery, it's not just for Ravnos any more
Date Published Saturday, July 2, 2005
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Light Warriors, Enlightened Warriors, what's the difference?!

Cast AppearingEdit



Black MageFirst of all, I want to thank you for agreeing to adopt a form that won't drive us mad with a beauty our merely mortal minds could ever hope to behold.
BahamutThough I am the great Dragon God King, I am versed in the manifold weaknesses of things such as yourselves.
FighterThat's nice of you.
BahamutI know.
Red MageOh, Great Dragon King--
Red MageRight. Um, what's all this talk about so-called Enlightened Warriors?
BahamutSo it is written upon the stars of the sky, the branches of the forest, yea, even unto the waves of the sea, and all that is creation, there will come a dark time.

The slumbering Great Dragon God--
Red MageKing.
BahamutRight. He will awaken in this shrouded world, and he will anoint the Enlightened Warrior who will drive the darkness back from whence it came.
Red MageSuper guy.
How about "Light Warriors". Any legends about them?
BahamutNever heard of them.
Red MageIn that case, it may interest you to know that there are, in fact, four of these Enlightened Warriors.
FighterWow, really? Do we know any of them?

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