8-Bit Theater
Episode 574
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Totally Blown Away
Date Published Saturday, July 9, 2005
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Thief has a really huge mouth, decrying other mythical creatures like that...

Cast AppearingEdit



ThiefSo you morons met the god of dragons?
Red MageHe's also their king.
He was very clear on that.
ThiefHe's the king of dragons too? How does that work, exactly? Does he worship himself?
Red MageI think it means he rules by his own divine right. It's a pretty sweet racket, really.
ThiefOkay, you met this god and/or king who lives in a dank hole in the ground, and he asked you to get the tail of a rat for him.
Black MageThat about sums it up.
ThiefThis dragon.
Was he, by any chance, a hobo in a dragon suit?
Red Mage(thinking and/or muttering) He looked very much like a dragon.
FighterThief, you just blew my mind.
Black MageIt would blow your mind to learn that wheels are, in fact, round.
FighterBlack Mage, please. I can only be blown so many times in one day.
Black MageThat's it, I'm outta this conversation.
FighterThink about it, guys.
How do we know Bahamut isn't some dragon bum who gets his kicks from hooch and rat tail stew?
ThiefThis homeless dragon megaking ultragod was pulling a prank. You know that, right?
Did he ask for anything else? Like a bucket of steam, perhaps?
FighterSteam in buckets? Thief, you've blown me again.
Black MageStop saying that!

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