|Totally Blown Away|
|Date Published||Saturday, July 9, 2005|
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Thief has a really huge mouth, decrying other mythical creatures like that...
|Thief||So you morons met the god of dragons?|
|Red Mage||He's also their king.|
He was very clear on that.
|Thief||He's the king of dragons too? How does that work, exactly? Does he worship himself?|
|Red Mage||I think it means he rules by his own divine right. It's a pretty sweet racket, really.|
|Thief||Okay, you met this god and/or king who lives in a dank hole in the ground, and he asked you to get the tail of a rat for him.|
|Black Mage||That about sums it up.|
Was he, by any chance, a hobo in a dragon suit?
|Red Mage||(thinking and/or muttering) He looked very much like a dragon.|
|Fighter||Thief, you just blew my mind.|
|Black Mage||It would blow your mind to learn that wheels are, in fact, round.|
|Fighter||Black Mage, please. I can only be blown so many times in one day.|
|Black Mage||That's it, I'm outta this conversation.|
|Fighter||Think about it, guys.|
How do we know Bahamut isn't some dragon bum who gets his kicks from hooch and rat tail stew?
|Thief||This homeless dragon megaking ultragod was pulling a prank. You know that, right?|
Did he ask for anything else? Like a bucket of steam, perhaps?
|Fighter||Steam in buckets? Thief, you've blown me again.|
|Black Mage||Stop saying that!|