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Episode 581
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Of Tricksters and Thieves
Date Published Tuesday, July 26, 2005
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Thief continues to be a dick, even towards a god.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • Cardia Isles, inside Thief's subconsciousness, where there's lots of money


ThiefSo who are you?
ThiefAnd why are you here?
RavenTo trick death.
RavenActually, that's happening, well, your four-dimensional brain couldn't comprehend a word for it, so we'll just say that it's happening "elsewhere."
Why do I feel like that didn't answer my question?
RavenLet's start this over.

(becomes a totem) I'm Raven, the local totemistic representation of trickery. I've entered into a mostly legit contract to bring you back from the brink of death.
ThiefI see.
There's one problem though.
ThiefI'm an elf.
We believe the gods made themselves in our image because we're so damn good lookin'.
I don't believe in a totem-based divinity.
RavenHey, neither does that Cleric kid, but he ain't picky.
And you shouldn't either.
ThiefWhy's that?
RavenWithout my help, you'll be stuck here forever.
Pans out to Thief's surroundings, filled with mounds of golden money...
ThiefYou don't know me very well, do you.

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