8-Bit Theater
Episode 585
Episode 0585
I wonder what comes after Super Wizard Ultra Being?! Oh, wait.
A Lofty Goal
Date Published Thursday, August 11, 2005
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Black Mage has extremely greedy yet childish schemes...

Cast AppearingEdit



FighterOnly two rat tails?
But what about Thief and Red Mage?
Black MageHell, you're not getting one either.
Black MageI'm gonna have two class changes. First to Black Wizard, then to some sort of super wizard ultra being.
Black MageI should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet.
ClericWell look at that, another beautiful miracle. If it weren't for my atheism, I'd be impressed by it.
Red MageHow can you be an atheist?
Red MageYou talk to the gods every single day and convince them to do things like bring back the dead!
And if I want to remain competitive in this market, I can't afford to show favorites.
ThiefNot to complain, but why is there a sharp pain in the small of my back?
ClericWell how do you think a healing shiv works? Magic?

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