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Episode 593
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A three-way tie in the Stupid Race
Date Published Thursday, September 1, 2005
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Did I already mention how gullible Ranger is?

Cast AppearingEdit



RangerSee, the map's key says that one inch is a "jillion" miles. That's a wholly fictional number.
Red MageThat's easily explainable.
Black MageAre you guys gonna leaf me up here?
Red MageOh!
Okay, yeah. Well, y'know.
Red MageI have a bit of a cold coming on, so I write all my "M"s as "J"s.
RangerBecause of your cold.
Red MageYeah. Blasted things.
RangerWhat about the "M" here in the word "nightmares"? That's not a "J" at all.
Red MageYes, well, not that "M." Clearly.
RangerYour answers are unusual as always. But you are fellow heroic adventurers and there's no reason to suspect you're lying.
Red MageThat's us! We're heroes and totally not charlatans.
RangerWhat an odd thing to say.
Red MageIn fact, I'm pretty sure Black Mage isn't an agent of destruction.
Black Mage(getting off) And if you think using these puns as a stalling tactic until you get into position, then you're barking up the wrong tre--
RangerI'm not familiar with that phrase.
Red MageWell?
Black MageI need to work on my aim?

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