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| Episode 597 | |
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| International Intrigue! | |
| Date Published | Saturday, September 10, 2005 |
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"Abroad"...get it?
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- Messenger
- Hank
- King Steve
- Sara
Setting[]
- Cardia Isles, escape
- Corneria Castle
Script[]
| And so, thanks to Red Mage's mechanical aptitude, the Light Warriors take off for adventure once more! | |
| Fighter | I can't believe Red Mage was able to repair the airship so fast. |
| Red Mage | There wasn't anything wrong with it that couldn't be fixed by magic. |
| Fighter | Well that's...wait, what? |
| In Corneria Castle... | |
| Messenger | Highness, I bring you news from abroad! |
| King Steve | That's no way to speak of my wife. |
| Messenger | (being carried to the gallows by Hank) Can we try this again? |
| Messenger | Highness, I bring news from...uh, elsewhere! |
| King Steve | Is this news cupcake related? |
| Hank sneaks in for the kill... | |
| Messenger | Sadly, that is not the case, my king. |
| King Steve | Then by what possible definition of the word "news" could this conceivably matter? |
| Messenger | War, my liege! |
| King Steve | War, you say? Are we invited? |
| Messenger | I am happy to report that we are not, sire. |
| King Steve | Oh, I never get to have any war. |
| Sara | Dad, Corneria has been engaged in seven concurrent wars for about five years. |
| Messenger is snatched away. | |
| King Steve | But those hardly count. |