|Date Published||Tuesday, September 13, 2005|
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Feh...Red Mage's addle-brained delirium will never understand.
|Thief||We should probably report to Sarda that he is an idiot.|
There were no dragons on that island.
|Fighter||What about Bahamut?|
|Red Mage||Yeah, he gave us a quest.|
|Thief||Lord, not this again.|
|Thief||How can I say this so that you will understand it?|
Life changing quests do not involve the tail of a rat.
|Knight||A what tail? Bitch, please!|
|Thief||Hobo quests for rat soup do.|
|Hobo||Oh, precious rat tail soup.|
|Red Mage||But the Other Warriors were on the same quest.|
|Thief||It's because they aren't smart!|
|Thief||You were able to fool them.|
|Thief||Imagine what a cunning born of the streets could do.|
|Raven||You told them to get a what?|
|Bahamut||A rat tail. A Dire Rat's tail.|
|Raven||Oh, that's good.|
|Bahamut||Do you think he'll see it coming?|
|Raven||Not a chance.|
|Red Mage||I'm street.|
I've been on a street, anyway...