| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 602 | |
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| At least the air isn't acid | |
| Date Published | Thursday, September 22, 2005 |
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Mythical creatures and monsters are weird in many inconceivable ways...
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Thief
- A flamethrowing worm-golem made from the unliving flesh of a thousand aborted fetuses.
Setting[]
- A desert
Script[]
| Fighter | Are we there yet? |
| Red Mage | No. First we have to go through a forest of doom, and then a desert of despair, and then a swamp of death. Only then will the Castle of Ordeals show itself to us. |
| Fighter | Oh, that doesn't sound so bad. |
| Black Mage | It's a journey of a hundred miles, on foot, through lands infested with man-eating monsters the likes of which the mind can't comprehend. |
| Black Mage | So please tell me how could it be worse? |
| Fighter | We could be on fire. |
| Black Mage | On fire... |
| Thief | Or drowning. |
| Fighter | Or drowning in fire. |
| Red Mage | Or eaten by a giant worm-golem made from the unliving flesh of a thousand aborted fetuses! |
| Thief | Where would you get an idea like that? |
| Red Mage | Over there. |
| Said creature gives out a SKREEE! The party gets engulfed in flame. | |
| Fighter | Can't breathe! |
| Red Mage | Flames... drowning. |
| Black Mage | Well this is just stupid. |