8-Bit Theater
Episode 609
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Date Published Saturday, October 8, 2005
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Black Mage feigns having a metaphorical battle from within.

Cast AppearingEdit



Black MageSee, the guy you want is someone else. He's a jerk, you'll love killing him.
Oh good, you're sitting now. How pleasant for my eyes.
GreedHey, I'm a very busy personification of man's struggle with his own greed. I don't have time for this.
Black MageNo, see, Thief is the one you need to talk to.
GreedLook, are you going to have an introspective metaphorical battle with your own base urges, or do I have to eat you?
Black MageThat's... an unusual choice.
GreedI've got to appear to a banker on his death bed in five, so make it quick, will ya?
Black MageOkay.

Um. Oh, I'm greedy. And, uh, nauseous...? Yeah. What a wasted life. Woe is unto he who is I.
Black MageEr, my wife, who is completely real, oh, how I guess I've neglected her.
Black MageI'll just change my ways now. Done!
GreedWell, that sure sounds like an internalized battle against one's own demons.
Black MageIt is. It totally is.
Wait! Wait, I think I... yes, that's a breakthrough whew!
GreedAre you sure? Maybe I should eat you anyway just to be safe.
Black MageNo. No, I'm good. Thanks.
GreedYou sure? I've still got a minute.
Black MageIt would be, uh, greedy of me to ask that of you. Go on ahead.

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