|Date Published||Tuesday, November 1, 2005|
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Back at the warmongering, idiot nation of Corneria...
|King Steve||(leaping in the air) Sara! Sara, dear! I've invented something again!|
|Sara||What is it, dad?|
|King Steve||As you know, I'm the world's foremost inventor, having invented inventing three years ago.|
|King Steve||Today I invented a new holiday.|
|Sara||(narrows eyes) I see...|
Don't tell me.
It involves costumes and the acquisition of candies.
|King Steve||That sounds remarkably like Halloween, Sara.|
That was yesterday's invention.
|Sara||Ah yes. How silly of me.|
|King Steve||Now, this new holiday involves dressing up, and going to your neighbors', and demanding goods.|
|King Steve||Only there's just the one costume: a Cornerian soldier.|
|King Steve||And we send about thirty thousand of them to our neighboring countries.|
|King Steve||And there are no tricks or treats, just rape and murder.|
|In the <ahem>... "battlefield"...|
|Soldier A||I just wish there were some girls in this army.|
|Soldier B||(raping an elf) Orders are orders, soldier!|