8-Bit Theater
Episode 629
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Undead Horrors
Date Published Thursday, December 1, 2005
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Nobody can out-manipulate Thief!

Cast AppearingEdit


  • A desert


Red MageHey, guys. Guess you didn't hear my cries of help. Or the gentle sobs. But it's cool, I'm back.
FighterYou told me Red Mage was dead.
Black MageOh, we've all been dead. His return is no surprise, really.
FighterBut you said he'd turn into the walking dead any minute and we had to make haste so he couldn't feast upon our delicious living flesh.
Black MageLook, I say a lot of things.
Black MageNow, we can stand here and argue about who fed who obvious, completely incongruous fabrications and lies.
But are you prepared to risk the unrelenting hunger of the undead?
FighterAll this senseless talking about a subject no one can remember much less, uh, remember is getting us nowhere, and zombies are hot on our heels.
We must move forward and onward!
Black MageAnd forward.
FighterBut in an onward manner, of course!
ThiefWatching you manipulate him must be what it's like for everyone else to watch me talk to people.
Black MageHow so?
Red MageTotally back.
ThiefGimme and a dollar and I'll tell you.
Black MageOkay!
Thief passes by...
Both Red Mage and Black Mage look at Thief...
Black MageWhy did I do that?

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