|Reverence for the Elderly|
|Date Published||Saturday, December 3, 2005|
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Old men are creepier and are more bound to insanity if they live alone and do ham radio all the time.
|Old Man||Where have you kids been?|
Where are the replacement parts? My feet hurt.
|The Light Warriors pass by.|
|Old Man||Who's going to repair my tower?|
Do you have any idea what an eyesore that airship is?
Who smells like cheese?
|In the Deathtrap...|
|Old Man||I ordered tea an hour ago and it never came. This sort of thing would never happen with a Republican in office.|
|Old Man||What's happening?|
Are we moving?
When I was younger, everything was better.
Mostly because you could be openly racist and there weren't any gays.
|The Deathtrap speeds off, while the old man was thrown out of the airlock.|
|Old Man||What's that roaring noise?|
There's a draft in here.
I never got that tea.