Episode 638: Movin’ On Up

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Episode 638
Actually, Spoing is the new Kerplash.
Movin' On Up
Date Published	Tuesday December 22nd, 2005
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The Light Warriors start to get their class change... at a cost.

Cast Appearing

• Bahamut
• Thief
• Fighter McWarrior
• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Red Mage Statscowski
• Matoya

Setting

• Cardia Isles

Script

Bahamut	Okay. Let's get this over with before the soup kicks in.
Black Mage	Quickly. The less we learn about reptilian reproduction, the better.
Matoya	I used to think like that.
Red Mage	Let's face it. We've already uncovered too much. There's no going back now.
Bahamut	Each of you has proven to be an enlightened warrior. The heralds of light are all which stands between life and ultimate destruction. You are heroes, you walk in the echoes of... of. Hey, did anyone else feel that? Or that? Oh, this is going to get socially awkward in the immediate future.
Black Mage	We really need to speed this up.
Matoya	Could not agree more.
Bahamut	Drozzle, drazzle, druzzle, drass, time for these guys to change class!
SPOING!
Black Mage	"Spoing?" I assume you're kidding.