|Well, they are evil...|
|Date Published||Saturday, January 28, 2006|
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|Black Mage||You know what, dark gods? I worshiped you.|
I made sacrifices in your names. Even you guys, way in the back, who have no names.
And, sure, it was all a ruse to succor more power from all of you to usurp each one in succession while playing the survivors against each other.
But, y'know, I just get wrapped up in the spirit of evil.
|Black Mage||And, come on. I took over Hell!|
Granted, it was for like ten, twenty minutes, but that's better than most.
|Black Mage||And this is how you repay my loyalty? With nothing at all?|
|Darko||Well, we are evil.|
|Scene shifts to Garland and the Dark Warriors.|
|Drizz'l||This is not a good plan.|
|Garland||This is the best plan.|
I uncovered an ancient, forgotten text that described a path to incredible power.
|Drizz'l||Garland, it was listed in the card catalog. Your book is full of lies.|
|Garland||No, don't you see?|
While those blasted Light Warriors are bungling through the world, we will have changed our classes!
|Bikke||But I don't be wearing glasses. Yar,|
|Bikke||Or be that the point?|
Like ye glasses be a disguise?
So's we can walk up to them Lighted Warriors and hit them.