8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 702 | |
Truer words ne'er spoken | |
Salt 'n' Peppa. And Oregano. | |
Date Published | May 31st, 2006 |
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Black Mage's daring escape.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- The Deathtrap
- Outside
Script[]
White Mage | (With Black Mage in the background) Fighter, trust me on this. I am going to turn around now and show you that he's in that room. |
As White Mage turns around the door slams | |
White Mage | Darnit! Black Mage, you come out of there this instant! |
SHOOMP! | |
White Mage | "Shoomp"? |
White Mage | What's that supposed to mean? |
White Mage | A code word? A dark incantation? |
White Mage | Is it slang? |
White Mage | Are you making fun of my weight, which is both healthy and appropriate for my height? |
White Mage | (Opens the door) He's…gone? |
Fighter | I won't say I told you so. |
Fighter | I will say that I told you that he wasn't in there. |
Black Mage | (Lying outside) I choose not to question this turn of events. |
Meanwhile… | |
Thief | (To Red Mage) Yeah, I had to cut some corners. Sure, I had to find a crooked contractor. Granted, he wasn't nearly crooked enough. And, okay, so the storage room also serves as the torpedo room. Maybe that's because I thoughtlessly combined two wildly divergent construction plans out of expediency. But maybe not. Who knows? Not me, I'm not a contractor. The point is, the airsub more or less functions and that's all you need to know. |
Trivia[]
- There is a grammatical error/typo in this episode. "What's that supposed to mean?" was written as "What's? that supposed to mean?".