8-Bit Theater
Episode 703
Episode 703
So safe…
What Could Go Wrong?
Date Published March 6th, 2006
Previous Comic Episode 702: Salt 'n' Peppa. And Oregano.
Next Comic Episode 704: Take Off, Eh
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Nothing much gets done.

Cast AppearingEdit



Black MageWell, I'm safe. Probably forever.
I'll celebrate by learning against this landing gear.
Black Mage does so.
Black MageSo very safe.
ThiefEven with all the shoddy repairs and half-assed renovations, the one thing you don't want to skimp on is your landing gear.
Red MageHeavens no. Should we ever land without crashing, our very lives will depend upon them.
Thief(As White Mage walks in) It'd be stupid to have landing gear you couldn't trust.
Red MageAgreed.
White MageHas Black Mage come by here? I can't find him anywhere on board.
ThiefI'm sorry, White Mage, I couldn't hear you over
The ship hasn't taken off, and Black Mage is still leaning against the landing gear.
Red Mage(While White Mage looks irritated) I think it's the green button.
ThiefBut I hit the
Red MageThat was the green switch. You want the button, trust me.

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