8-Bit Theater
Episode 721
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Criminal Intent
Date Published July 18th, 2006
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The Light Warriors talk to each other. Fun!


Cast AppearingEdit


ThiefAnd where have you been?
Black MageNot causing devastation, that's for sure.
Red MageSo you were running out the shattered remains of the community center for, what, your health?
Black MageThat is a basically correct statement
White MageThis hammer will be introduced to your anatomy in a way that is neither comfortable nor sanitary.
The White Mage's Oath forbids me from speaking further on this matter, but consider it a guarantee that you taste splinters for a week when I'm through with you.
However, that very same oath precludes me from enacting this extremely warranted if invasive act until I have made every effort to save the lives ofr those still trapped in the debris.
Black Mage(Running away) Hide me, hide me, hide me, hide me!
Back with the Light Warriors…
Black MageAnd what have you jerks been doing?
Black Mage(Interrupting) No one cares. We're going underwater.
Red MageThen you TOO suspect the Orb of Water lies in the Sunken Sea Shrine.
Black MageWhat I suspect is that White Mage can't swim. Let's get movin'.

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