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Dragoon has theories on the bestowing of god-king status.
|Thief||Fighter, when you talk to a guy who hates dragons, you shouldn't tell him how cool you think dragons are.|
|Dragoon||Shouldn't you invent a reason for me to jump away so you think I can't hear what you're saying?|
|Red Mage||I like it better when the people we meet are dumber than we are.|
|Thief||Yeah, that's...I prefer that.|
|Dragoon||Besides, I don't hate dragons.|
I just believe they're a blight upon the Earth.
|Thief||And Fighter was kidding anyway.|
|Fighter||It was Bahamut, the God-King of Dragons.|
|Thief||Good, good. Everything is falling apart so completely. That's good.|
Never heard of him.
God-King, though? That's a sweet gig.
Do you interview for that...?
Could be appointed by committee.
Y'know, you're probably...
I bet you have to be born into it.